This month though, Abby and Jahziel take a break from the usual sex-question shenanigans to give us the Christmas treat we've always yearned for: themselves, happily wrapped in tiny fabrics. You ain't getting such a thing from Santa!
But before you view the rest of their “gifts,” promise us: Please keep your hands away from those hanging Christmas socks. Merry Christmas, FHMNation!
We just made Christmas a whole lot sexier. How was it shooting with gold gift boxes, a lucky reindeer, and sour candy canes?
Abby: It was fun and it really reminds me that Christmas is really near na pala! It's nice to think that even you guys are excited for that day.
Jahziel: Sobrang fun! Christmas naChristmas na talaga! Ang sarap mag-make out sa candies, reindeers and sa gift boxes! Ha ha!
And you pretty much used those cane candies. Ever seduced a guy using a candy canes?
Jahziel: Oo naman! Naalala ko before sa ex-boyfriend ko, while we’re drinking sa house, may nakita akong[cane]candy. Then I thought of something naughty and started teasing him by licking it. Nilandi ko talaga yung candy! After that, ako naman ang ginawa niyang candy! Sarap!
Abby: Ako, no. Not yet. But I have tried using chocolate syrup many times. I love pouring it all over my boyfriend’s you know what and lick it. Yummy!
Okay. So, any Christmas plans? How do you plan to spend the holidays?
Abby: For Christmas, honestly, wala talaga. I don’t really celebrate kasi. I grew up with my parents for 19 years and they are Jehovah’s Witnesses, and we never celebrate for these occasions. It’s really boring at first but I got used to it. Besides I’m really busy with my work as OIC in a casino, and almost every night nasa work ako. Kahit this Christmas may pasok ako. Gusto ko nalang matulog ,every rest day ko. Ha ha!
Jahziel: Same lang din every year. I’ll spend it with my family and friends. Also, every year kasi may “palarong pambata” ako. So, dun ako magiging busy and para naman give back the blessings di’ba? May paMs. Gay ako, dance contest, etc. Basta bongga siya!
And what would be the things that you’d wish for Santa to give you?
Jahziel: Gusto ko bahay, Ferrari, or 10 Billion pesos, mas bongga kung dollars! Ha ha ha. Pero seriously, good health lang talaga. For me and lalo na sa parents ko. And siyempre mas masarap na sex for year 2014!
Abby: House and lot na lang, Santa! Ang hirap kasi pag-ipunan ‘nun kaya I’ll wish it na lang. Ha ha! Pwede rinpet na bear or tiger na talagang magiging friends ko sila at hindi nila ako kakainin! I really love pets and dream ko talaga na magka-pet na bear or tiger.
How is it like to spend the holidays with Abby and Jahziel?
Abby: I think it would be really fun as were both cool and adventurous! Jahziel loves partying, she likes to drink and mingle with people. Ako naman, I love extreme sports like target shooting, riding big bikes, and horses. Mga hobbies ngboys ang trip ko! Bonus pa siguro na I enjoy green jokes. Ha ha! So, siguro naman hindi na kayo mabo-bore nun!
Jahziel: Kaya kapag nag-spend sila ngholidays with Abby and I, for suremagiging masaya sila dahil madami kaming dalang surprises and gifts na ma-excite sila!
What’s the most baduy item that you’ve received as a gift? Also what's the naughtiest?
Abby: A planner and a picture frame! Thats really lousy, parang hindi pinag-isipan. But the naughtiest gift I got was a micro panty. At first I thought it was a hair band, wala kasi syang strings and it really didn’t look like an underwear. I swear, muntik ko pa siyang isuot sa ulo ko. Ha ha! My dear friend Paulene [So] gave it to me.
Jahziel: Ha ha! Oo baduy talaga yung mgacommon na gifts! Lalo na yung picture frames, pero pinaka-winner yung bimpo na may name mo! (Laughs). Actually kapag ako naman nag-regalo, most of the time naughty talaga. Once, nagbigay ako ng dildo safriends ko na lesbian couple. For sure, very helpful sa kanila yun! Ha ha!
Since you’re also our Master Debaters, should a girl be naughty or nice?
Abby: For me both. nice at first, kasi ganun ako. If you don’t know me, you'd think I'm a virgin and really sweet, I’m very quiet lang. I don’t really talk to anyone ng basta basta. But once you get my attention and interest, doon mo na makikita yung naughty side ko!
Jahziel: Tama! Dapat a little bit of both, para balance! Minsan kasi depende sa mood mo and sa kasama mo.
What are the other sex-related topics that you two would like to discuss?
Jahziel: Actually madami pumapasok sa mind ko. I have this topic that I can really relate, kung ilan na angaverage count ng sex ng mga matagal na sa relationship! And kung ano ang mas nakaka-turn on, clean looking or rugged looking guy?
Abby: Spit or swallow? Kasi hindi pa natin nagawa yan and I’ve been getting questions like this, like that. I think its a nice topic, though. Some girls like to swallow, and some girls hate it and could never do it because of the taste and texture. But for the record, swallow ako. Ha ha!
But what are the things that both of you will agree when it comes to sex?
Jahziel: Sex is beautiful! Masarap! And hindi ko kayang mawala yan sa buhay ko!It can make you feel and look younger!Kaya more sex more fun! I'm sure agree si Abby diyan. Ha ha!
Abby: Ha ha! Aside from the fact that we love doing the deed, siguro both of us think that it’s really about performance and letting go of your inhibitions. Once you get conscious kasi, tuloy tuloy na yan.You won’t be able to perform well dahil sa hiya factor. Both of you won’t enjoy it so dapat game ka sa kama. Just like what the saying "party like a rock star, fuck like a porn star!"
Complete this sentence: Sex is best when _______
Abby: You love your partner. Even if you say that he’s good in bed, yung feelingskasi very important for me. When you love your mate, it really feels different, it’s magical and it encourages you to give more. You'll try your best to please your partner and try new things to spice up your sex life.
Jahziel: Tama! Sex is best when you do it with the one you love! Pero masarap din minsan sa stranger, pero dapat single ka ha!
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